Mini-confession time: I absolutely love pick-up lines. I love the terribly cheesy, laugh-out-loud, there’s-no-way-you-can-take-it-seriously kind of lines (which, on occasion, turn into the I-can’t-believe-I-fell-for-that lines…oops). I’ve heard some “good” ones, myself, but also consulted outside experts (aka, my girl friends) to see what’s really being said. We came up with some gems:
(Note: I don’t recommend any of these and cannot vouch for their effectiveness, but they have been used.)
Guy: Is your shirt felt?
Girl: No.
Guy: (rubs the girl’s sleeve) Well now it is.
- Wanna come upstairs and play video games?
- (at a frat house) I have Smirnoff Ice in my room if you want some.
Guy: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: No, how much?
Guy: I don’t know, but enough to break the ice!
- Hi, I play lacrosse.
- Wanna go to my room and play Trivial Pursuit? (To be fair, really anything that starts with “Wanna go upstairs/to my place/back to Fort Myer…” is of the same ilk.)
And, my old personal favorite:
- (whispered in my ear, like a secret) Girl, going out with me is like going out in the rain – you’re bound to get wet.
Well, damn.
But yes, I said old personal favorite, which would imply that there’s a new favorite line in town:
I can only hope that someone, anyone, uses this at the Blogger Happy Hour tonight.
Major points for making me laugh.
I can practically ensure there will be some bad lines tonight.
And I’m not referring to my own.
Because yours will be good? An ass slap is NOT a pick-up line. At least not a creative one…
I also adore awesomely cheesy pick up lines. Here’s my favorite:
Guy walks by girl
Guy stops, turns, looks back at girl…
“Excuse me… but I have to ask. Do you believe in love at FIRST sight…”
Beat.
“Or do I have to walk by you again?”
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So awesomely, awesomely bad.
Awesomely bad is the best. I love that one.
This one was actually happened to me:
some random guy pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt
me: um, what are you doing?
random guy: checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven.
he didn’t get much further than that but it was still cute in a wicked cheesy kind of way.
Sometimes, when guys pull out the really cheesy ones like that, I wonder if it’s a dare from their buddies, or if they really think it’ll work.
Damn – this makes me kind of sad that I’m not dating anymore!
“See myself in your pants”.. LOL.. that is so wrong!!
By “sad” you mean “thank God I don’t have to deal with this anymore,” right? It’s not pretty.
You know what Doug is?
It’s God backwards with a little bit of “u” in it
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