Dear Megan Fox,
Guess what? We have something in common! No, it’s not an appearance on Maxim’s top 100 list – I’m still waiting for them to call. And it’s not a mutual love for Brian Austin Green. Though, I was a David Silver fan – once he grew into himself, naturally. No, it’s something much more personal.
It’s our thumbs.
Now, I know it can be rough growing up with toe thumbs – the endless teasing, the deformity jokes – but it’s something I’ve learned to live with. And almost, almost even love. But, most importantly, I’ve learned to NOT be ashamed of it.
So, imagine my surprise when I learned that you used a thumb double in that Motorola commercial!
Et tu, Megan?
You have to own that little oddity – make it yours. For instance, do you have any idea how much these little digits have helped my thumb war game? They’re small, but mighty. I’m practically unstoppable.
So, please, the next time you do a commercial, don’t let anyone make you feel ashamed. Go au naturel and use your own thumbs. At least think about it, please. For me, and for anyone else who has ever been told they have “hot dog thumbs.”
Your fellow toe-thumb-er,