BNF caught me taking this photo as we were on our way back from L.A. yesterday.
Quite honestly, I’d never taken the time to look at the back of my pretzel bag, and had no idea I was missing out on such comprehensive instructions. Or that I was skipping so many steps as I enjoyed my snack.
My favorite, though?
“Keep empty packet to remind yourself to book at airtran.com, where you’ll always find our lowest fares.”
In other words, “keep your trash so you remember our website, where you may not find the lowest fares ever, but at least they’ll be our lowest.”
Oh, AirTran. This ploy just reeks of desperation.
Try a little subtlety next time; it’s become extremely underrated.