At the Teeter, looking at the flowers:
BNF: You know, those roses I got you are holding up really well.
Me: I know! I’m surprised they’ve lasted so long.
BNF: Um…you know I’ve been changing the water, right?
Me: Oh! No, I had no idea. I was just really impressed that they still look so good!
BNF: Yeah, I know how women in your family take care of plants. As in…they don’t. They kill them.
That is unfortunately accurate.
Sorry, Mama. With the exception of the spider plant, you know he’s right.