Me: When you see a road labeled “business” what does that mean to you?
Husband: It’s like having a local or express lane.
Me: Right, but which one would it be?
Husband: Local. Why?
Me: Oh…well, in my head, the business lane was always the express lane. Because I always imagined that if you’re on business, you want to get there faster.
Husband: No…[many jokes involving the phrase, “Out of my way! I mean business!”] but I love the way your brain works.
And I can’t even blame this one on pregnancy brain.